I imagine he does his best to avoid all the notorious hipster hot spots, so it wouldn’t be such a big deal for him, except they keep turning up at his shows.
At a recent NOFX performance, Fat Mike noticed a punter in the front row sporting a beard and a tie-dye tshirt, and wasn’t too enthusiastic about his presence.
In fact, Mike was so upset at the energy Beardo brough into the room he offered the him $100 to leave the show, before finally settling on buying the tshirt from off the guy’s back in order to remove it from the crowd.
“You have no business being here, I will pay you a hundred dollars to leave the show” said a crossed-armed Mike. “Are you gonna stand here and bother me all night with your fuckin tie-dye shirt and your beard?”
Take not punx, shave before seeing a Fat Records band, or risk being handosmely reembursed.