You really can't make content like this up - nu-metal legends Korn are teaming up with J. Gursey Coffee to create their own custom blend of premium fair trade coffee, rightfully titled Korn Koffee.
Personally curated by the band, Korn Koffee features a tantalising combination of Guatemalan Huehuetenago, Ethiopian Yirgacheffe and Organic Peru certified fair trade beans, with beanery J. Gursey throwing in a healthy dash of their Vintage Black Diamond blend for good measure.
As ridiculous as this all sounds, it seems that Korn are actually quite genuine and passionate about their Koffee blend. Inside every bag, the band have written an extremely wholesome note thanking their fans for their constant support, which reads - "After almost 25 years of touring, making records and playing in front of all of our amazing fans (you), one thing has remained a constant in our daily routine: coffee. The ritual, the brew, the aroma and most importantly, that very first cup every morning that sets the tone, is something we look forward to every day. Because of our passion, we’ve gotten together with a roaster and handcrafted our very own blend of KOFFEE. We hope you enjoy, share, and join us in savoring many cups of KOFFEE for years to come.”
We are excited to announce Korn Koffee. Korn has collaborated with @jgurseycoffee to bring you a unique blend of beans worthy of the most die-hard coffee fans. Available Now: https://t.co/E1JQCApXRh pic.twitter.com/OuaLmxDVl0
— Korn (@Korn) September 28, 2018
It's a wild old world we live it, isn't it? Grab a bag here, if you feel so inclined.